A Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
- Derek Does Stuff
- Nov 15, 2023
- 1 min read
The first in a fresh retelling of Agatha Christie’s classic stories. This one in particular has at least half a dozen productions. The star-studded cast was phenomenal and really fell into their characters. I wasn’t looking at Rey Skywalker or Green Goblin, I was looking at genuine characters. The mystery can be solved in the first 20-30 minutes if you pay attention to some dialogue. Hercule Poirot is as eccentric as they come but he is good at what he does. This is a fine start to the franchise. Not quite as fun or witty as Knives Out but still a great time.
Story - 18%
Characters - 17%
Pacing - 16%
Spectacle - 17%
Entertainment - 18%
Total score: 86%
Grade scale:
90%-100% = must watch
80%-89% = solid, but could be better
70%-79% = Not terrible, watch if the characters or story interests you
60%-69% = only watch for completionist reasons
0%-59% = just skip it, I find the positives and they don't exist here




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