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John Wick Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)

The John Wick movies are consistent as hell. Each movie grows the universe a little bit. Each movie lightly tops the action from the previous movie. Is it just me or were there a lot more crotch hits than in the previous movies? Knives, bullets, kicks, dog bites, and so much more attack the male genitals. I honestly thought the movie was going to be two hours of John fighting waves of assassins and pulling every favor to survive. Thankfully, It actually keeps the world growing and keeps dangling little outs for John to stop being hunted. It also continues to show the respect the organization has for John. It’s a little bigger but keeps everything that makes the series a great action franchise. It is crazy to think this all started because Theon stole John’s car and killed his dog. Literally, dozens, if not hundreds, of people would be alive if one person wasn’t dumb. John goes to war this time and it is everything you need.


Story - 18%

Characters - 19%

Pacing - 17%

Spectacle - 20%

Entertainment - 18%


Total score: 92%


Grade scale:

90%-100% = must watch

80%-89% = solid, but could be better

70%-79% = Not terrible, watch if the characters or story interests you

60%-69% = only watch for completionist reasons

0%-59% = just skip it, I find the positives and they don't exist here

 
 
 

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